The James Bond series celebrated the 50th
anniversary this year, so, for the first time in his life, our editor Nicolás
Suszczyk did a chronological marathon with his Ultimate Edition DVDs to rank
all the 23 films. Here he starts from Best (#1) to Worst (#23).
1. GOLDENEYE
Well, it should be obvious by now. If not, why
do I have a site called THE GOLDENEYE DOSSIER.
I find GOLDENEYE the perfect Bond film. It has two beautiful girls (Izabella
Scorupco and Famke Janssen) that mind blinded a seven year old boy by 1998, a cynical
villain (Sean Bean) who comes from the same place as Bond and spectacular
action scenes like the bungee jump and facility escape, the tank chase scene,
and the antenna showdown between gladiators 007 and 006. Yes, okay, Eric
Serra’s music is very far from John Barry and David Anold, but I like it. Just
hear “We Share The Same Passions”, “For Ever James” and “Run, Shoot and Jump” -
lovely! No film I think will ever erase from my mind GOLDENEYE, from the white
dots from the gunbarrel to the “Darling, what could possibly go wrong” line. 10/10
2. TOMORROW NEVER DIES
Even when lots of people applauded it back in
1997, not it seems TOMORROW NEVER DIES is hated. I can certainly agree with
those who said it’s a plagiarized plot, with much of previous Bond films. Yet I
think it’s great: David Arnold’s music recovers the “Bang! Here’s Bond” style
missing from Eric Serra’s music, Jonathan Pryce makes up a weak, but wonderful
charismatic villain, the one liners are great (“They’ll print anyone these
days”). It’s a fully pyrotechnical Bond film, yes, but we need some escapism on
Bond from time to time. 10/10
3. ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE
I love it because it’s innovative and at the
same time classic. It dealt with a new Bond like George Lazenby, who was a
model and not an actor, who had to fill Sean Connery’s shoes. Still, director
Peter Hunt and his team made it: adapted the romantic and dramatic nature of
Fleming’s novel, made Lazenby a Bond you wouldn’t dare to fight, and brought
the first and most incredible ski scenes in the whole series - all without
re-adapting the Bond formula repositioning elements like the gunbarrel or the
James Bond Theme. And, of course, John Barry’s score is the best work he did in
the whole series! 10/10
4. CASINO ROYALE
When you read in the credits “directed by
Martin Campbell”, you know anything could work wrong for sure. He and his team
brought to the 21st century a 1953 novel taking in account its
darker nature, with special emphasis in Bond’s physical and emotional
sufferings, and also including a terrorist subplot with wonderful characters
like Mollaka, Dimitrios and Obanno, and chases in the Miami Airport or the
Madagascar shanty towns, making the basic Fleming plot of “Bond beating Le
Chiffre in a card game” more exciting and visually rich. David Arnold does a
great job and Chris Cornell’s “You Know My Name” song works perfectly
throughout the film. The reboot from the original series was made for good,
even when that means not starting straight with the gunbarrel and using the
icon to finish the black and white teaser, where James Bond becomes 007. 10/10
5. SKYFALL
SKYFALL is perhaps the first “classic” Daniel
Craig Bond film, because it reintroduces classic characters and the Aston
Martin DB5 (this time it’s a real introduction of it, and not just because of
the BMT 216A plate). It is the most emotionally deep Bond film in years, much
thanks to Judi Dench’s exceptional acting, and, unlike CASINO ROYALE and ON HER
MAJESTY’S SECRET SERVICE, the two hours twenty minutes length is not boring at
all. Javier Bardem is a great villain, not as distinguished as Robert Davi and
Sean Bean perhaps, but menacing in a certain way. We get some discrete gadgets,
and of course, Roger Deakins’ cinematography is second to none! Sam Mendes did
a wonderful job. My only complaints are some plot holes I’d like to be better
explained (Bond “enjoying death”, Silva’s past, etc) and the gunbarrel at the
end in the QUANTUM OF SOLACE fashion. In a way, it fits there, but, no, I can’t
stand it anymore at the end. Period. 9.75/10
6. LICENCE TO KILL
Accused of being a MIAMI VICE style Bond film,
and yes, it may well be. But this is a true Timothy Dalton film, with nice
touches of humour in spite of Dalton’s dramatic nature. Robert Davi makes a
wonderful Franz Sánchez: he can be charming and debonair, but he won’t think a
second before sending you to a horrendous death if you double cross him. It is
the most violent film in the series and I think Bond faces real threats in this
film – he’s living with the enemy and chased by his own people for disobeying
M’s direct orders of not messing up with Sánchez, responsible for torturing and
kidnapping Felix Leiter and killing his wife right after his wedding. Michael
Kamen did a great job with some latin flavor in the soundtrack. 9.75/10
7. THUNDERBALL
Look up, look down, look out! Why in hell the
so called “boring Bond film” is now between my ten favourites? Perhaps by Ted
Moore’s cinematography and John Barry’s music including Tom Jones’ powerful
“Thunderball” theme song, with instrumental interpolations during the
underwater action scenes. It has some boring scenes (most underwater stuff),
but it’s a colorful film with full action in comparison of the three first
films of the series. This mark goes specially for the technical efforts that
deserved an Oscar in 1966. 9.75/10
8. FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE
The second Bond film from the series respects
most of the novel aspects: the elaborated plan to kill Bond by SPECTRE (SMERSH
in the novel), by seducing him with a naïve but sexy cryptographer officer and
then killing him. Good action scenes, particularly the Orient Express fight
between Bond and Red Grant. Actors like Pedro Armendáriz, Lotte Lenya and
Robert Shaw were great in their roles. John Barry also did a great work here. 9.50/10
9. THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
In a way, I like it because it is one of my
childhood Bonds, but in a sense the Bond effect fades away. David Arnold’s
music fails to be exciting as TOMORROW NEVER DIES, even when Garbage’s main
title song and its instrumental variations throughout the score (Bond arriving
to Azerbaijan) are quite energic and melodic. Robert Carlyle, despite having an
amazing introduction, fails to be a strong villain. And well, Denise Richard’s
efforts are not quite remarkable. As for
the strong points, I really enjoyed the chemistry between Sophie Marceau and
Pierce Brosnan, the return of Robbie Coltrane as Valentin Zukovsky from
GOLDENEYE and the Caviar Factory scene. And let’s not forget Desmond Llewelyn’s
farewell with a lesson. 9/10
10. THE SPY WHO LOVED ME
Another childhood favourite. It introduces
Jaws, a quite stupid but in a way terrifying villain, and wonderful action
scenes: the ski escape with the Union Jack parachute, the underwater battle
between Bond’s submarine Lotus and the Stromberg forces, the spectacular
Liparus battle, and many romantic and comic touches I love. The photography and
locations stand out particularly after the quite sub-urbane locations from LIVE
AND LET DIE and THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN, and Marvin Hamlisch brings a very
nice disco rendition of the James Bond Theme, as well as some emotive
instrumental versions of Carly Simon’s “Nobody Does It Better”, one of the best
main title songs in the whole series.
Low points: Barbara Bach is a terrible actress. 9/10
11. OCTOPUSSY
The best Roger Moore film from his
Bond-farewell trilogy. It has the perfect amount of clever action scenes and
exotic locations, with a touch of Cold War nostalgia in the plot. John Barry
makes a memorable soundtrack and the inclusion of Vijay Amritraj as Bond’s ally
is a great point. But of course, Bond disguised as a clown, yelling “Sit!” to a
tiger (and succeeding in making him obey) and yelling like Tarzan, is quite
heady to see. 9/10
12. GOLDFINGER
Nobody can ever discuss this is a great one,
but still it has some little flaws: The plot is quite light, and the golf match
is quite long. Anyway, a Bond film with a strong John Barry score, a luscious
and unforgettable Shirley Bassey theme and dozens of beautiful girls, all this
with the memorable Oddjob, Sean Connery’s wit and slight sense of humour and a
well excecuted precredits sequence is a winner! 9/10
13. MOONRAKER
Where all the other Bonds end, this one begins?
I’m not sure since the film’s climax is way too slapstick and sci-fi for a
James Bond film. But well, think of an audience in 1979 watching Bond being
pushed out of a plane without parachute! Brilliant! And Bond really surprised
us with the arsenal concealed in his gondola, as well as with some references
to contemporary films I wouldn’t criticize (despite others do), like listening
to the theme songs from THE MAGNIFICIENT SEVEN and CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE
THIRD KIND. I’m not half disappointed with scenes like the Bond vs Chang fight
in the Venetian museum or the cable car fight against Jaws, without forgetting
007’s hang gliding stunt avobe the Iguazú falls between Argentina and Brazil.
Out of this world! 8.50/10
14. THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS
Timothy Dalton’s debut as Bond is excellent
during its first hour: looks like a classic Cold War movie, with a man living
absolutely on the edge. Much of Fleming’s Bond here, as Bond following his
intuition more than his mind. But the climax in Afghanistan is quite dull and
the villains are quite funny to meet their match with Dalton. During the Rebels
vs Soviet battle stands out, of course, the fight between Bond and Necros
inside a Hercules plane about to blow away by a hidden bomb. Of course, John
Barry’s last work on the series is great, as well as The Pretenders’ “If There
Was a Man” making a melancholic sound for the film’s finale. 8.50/10
15. DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER
Another much criticized Bond film, although
with very good points: John Barry’s music and Shirley Bassey’s theme, Ted
Moore’s cinematography of the Las Vegas scenarios, and Connery bringing the
best acting he did as Bond. What’s wrong with it? Having Blofeld as a villain
(Charles Gray was a terrible choice, too) and no proper continuation with the
ending of the previous film (where Blofeld killed Bond’s wife), a lame world
domination plot, and many americanisms troughout the movie (Tiffany Case’s
“Blow up your pants!”). 8.50/10
16. A VIEW TO A KILL
Many Bond fans call it “the worst Bond film
ever”, and I was about to rate it that way. Why didn’t I? Because for some
strange reason I saw it wasn’t a terrible Bond film after all. Look at the
opening ski chase –ski, snowmobile and improvised snowboard included-, the San
Francisco chase, and Christopher Walken’s Max Zorin playing a psychopath
killer, and of course, John Barry’s soundtrack helps a lot as well as the Duran
Duran song –note to self: remember Simon Lebon and Roger Taylor signed my
soundtrack LP in 2005-. Weak points, of course: GOLDFINGER like plot, ridiculous
Chief Wiggum-like cops during the San Francisco chase, and… sorry, I’m afraid
Tanya Roberts is way beautiful to mention her here. 8/10
17. YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE
First, the positive points: as usual, John
Barry’s music over the neon lights of Tokio and the Eastern sunrises part of
Freddie Young’s sharp cinematography. What’s wrong: the exaggerated and boring
(and somewhat repetitive) space sequences, as well as a little serious plot
that broke the dark nature of the first four Bond films (with the exception of
GOLDFINGER). The girls aren’t memorable either. And you could notice Sean
Connery was, at this point, bored of being James Bond. 7.50/10
18. FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
I wouldn’t call it a bad film, particularly
since I enjoyed this one very much as a child. Screenwriters Michael G Wilson
and Richard Maibaum did a god job adapting two Fleming stories (For Your Eyes Only and Risico) into one
film. But there’s an excessive 80’s atmosphere that causes me headaches,
starting with Bill Conti’s music and the overall tone of the film. Roger Moore
was getting too old, too, and the threat and villains are really lame: except
muscle-bound Eric Krieger and cold as ice neurotic assassin Locque, no-one here’s
a challenging villain. And the inclusion of a 20 year old ice skater as Bibi is
there to remind us Roger was indeed too old! 7.50/10
19. THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
How did one of my “childhood” (VHS, that is)
Bond films came here to the top? Here’s the reason why: the cinematography is
really poor, far away of the colorful Bond films like THUNDERBALL or SKYFALL.
The locations are exotic indeed, but it seems Ted Moore hasn’t exploited them
good enough, and I’m afraid this time John Barry’s soundtrack is a little
repetitive. I still can see Christopher Lee as a positive point, even when a
darker and ruthless side of Ian Fleming’s literary Francisco Scaramanga could
have been there. The film’s Scaramanga is too refined to be a hitman who enjoys
killing people, but the “fun-house” game and the 360 astro-spiral jump Bond
does with his AMC Hornet are really enjoyable moments. 7.50/10
20. LIVE AND LET DIE
Again, what’s this “childhood” film I loved
doing here? Well, the locations are way too urbane and dirty, Blaxplotation and
gangs are all around, and all Bond does is caring about drug dealing. It
features beautiful stunt scenes, as the escape of Kananga’s death-trap and the
alligator jump, and Jane Seymour is way beautiful and innocent as the book’s
Solitaire. But the film looks cheap for Bond: where is the colorful Jamaica? And
I think a lovely spot like New York should have looked better in camera. Still,
the film contains two things I adored and still adore: George Martin’s
soundtrack and Paul McCartney & Wings’ unforgettable main title song. 7/10
21. DR. NO
Call it blasphemy, but I say DR. NO was just a
good film to start the series and a good way to introduce James Bond, nothing
more. It’s very poor in action scenes and during the first half of the film 007
is seen doing tiresome detective job. Monty Norman’s soundtrack isn’t a lot of
help precisely, except for the Jamaican flavor of the Bryon Lee Band songs as
source music (“Under the Mango Tree” and “Kingston Calypso”). There are images
you’ll never forget, as the “Bond, James Bond” moment and 007’s escape from his
cell, and of course Honey Rider getting out of the sea, but that’s it. It’s not
an exciting and thrilling adventure as future Bond films. 7/10
22. DIE ANOTHER DAY
Doubt someone gets opposition with that. The 40th
anniversary Bond film, badly directed by Lee Tamahori, tries to be classic and
epic at the same time, but, unlike SKYFALL that succeeds in that, it fails. We
get an great epic beginning: Bond captured and tortured in North Korea, getting
free after a prisoner exchange and then sent to re-evaluation by MI6. Then, all
is DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER and MOONRAKER: Bond facing off super villains,
photocopies of previous film situations (not references but photocopies!). And
of course, Halle Berry’s Jinx is mistakenly called “a female James Bond” when
she acts like a rookie agent all the time. Gustav Graves fails to be a
memorable villain, looking more of a genetic madman and Rosamund Pike, even when
I love her and I’d marry her, is not a very good actress – she isn’t half evil
as Famke Janssen or Sophie Marceau before. The kudos here have to go to David
Arnold’s score and David Tattersall’s cinematography, as well as for some work
of Neal Purvis and Robert Wade in the fencing scene and the Hovercraft Chase. 7/10
23. QUANTUM OF SOLACE
This is the Bond film that doesn’t feels like a
Bond film technically or literally. Following up after the tragic event that
ended CASINO ROYALE, the film handles Bond trying to destroy the organization that
corrupted Vesper, the girl he loved. Soon enough, in a rushed up 106 minute pace,
he’s killing millions of people, getting depressed, escaping of his own people
and avoiding a plan to let Bolivia without water. Marc Forster, winner of the “worst
Bond director ever” prize, allowed Bourne veteran Dan Bradley to add his much
loved Parkinson sufferer cameramen for the beginning that lacks a gunbarrel
sequence. David Arnold’s soundtrack, Roberto Scheaffer cinematography, and
Giancarlo Giannini’s and Jesper Christensen actings help the movie to be a
little better, but it still fails to have the richness of a Bond film. Oh, by
the way, the gunbarrel sequence is there at the end to remind us this was still
a James Bond film. 6.50/10
Nicolás Suszczyk
Editor, THE GOLDENEYE DOSSIER
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